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During a rock-climbing fiasco in Colorado
BBB was Annihilated
after falling 4,000 ft to his death. |
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Being held on
charges of peddling porn, AAA
was Cremated soon
after his Bail Bond was denied |
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Police happened upon
her Bludgeoned
body whil patrolling
through a downtown suburb of
Canterbury, |
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While with his
best friends wife, LOC was
mysteriously Disintegrated
when he was hit with a stray BFG
blast |
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According to a
local Alaskan newspaper, Brave
was Assassinated while
poaching baby seals North of 60. |
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Another mystery;
On a routine flight to Cuba,
Bean was supposedly Obliterated
by the local Drug Cartel |
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While
roller-skiing through the
largest desert in Arizona, Sno
accidentally Gibbed
himself in a batch of Cacti. |
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Never one for
confrontations, this pussycat
was Decimated
after losing 8 of his lives
playing poker in Las Vegas |
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After being
arrested in a prostitution
sting, Bitch will spend the rest
of his days being Raped
and Pillaged in jail. |
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Rumor has it this "playboy"
got Devoured by a shark while trying
to impress some canadian tourists on the beaches of California.
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One too many battles with the x-men I guess:) Ol' Jugg was Destroyed by a stray canadian supernova. |